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Joke of the Day

"If you blow out the kid's Birthday candles at enough parties, people will just stop inviting you to them."

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic? When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger."

"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason."

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"What did the clitoris say to her therapist? ""I'm a bundle of nerves right now!"""

"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."

"Why was the doctor forced to leave work early? The hospital ran all out of patience"

"""And now it's time for Guess How Many Belly Rubs I Want! Remember, contestants, guess wrong and you get the claws!"" - Cat game shows"

"I hate going left Because it's just not right."