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Joke of the Day

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet"

"Put the punchline in the title. Jokes suck when people"

"Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much? she hits women"

"My daughter, filling out a college app, called me at home to get my home number. Big shout out to the ex-wife for pissing in my gene pool."

"Hey girl, did you get your tickets *lips slowly part to reveal a mouthful of tiny little teeth with massive gums* to the GUM show?"

"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."

"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"""Hand me downs"" Apparently not the right way to ask the wife to hand me our disabled baby."

"What do you get when cross religion with apples? Apple Jews."