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Joke of the Day

"The Pope is really setting a high bar for giving something up for Lent."

"TIL Trampolines were originally called Jumpolines.. ..until your mom jumped on one."

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? By walking...J.K. Rowling"

"How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!"

"A co-pilot walks into a library and asks for a number of books on suicide. The librarian says ""Are you going to take them all out with you""? ""Hmmm"" he replies ""That's a good idea"""

"The last 60+ Miss Universe pageant winners have been from earth I don't know man, seems fixed."

"There's no use crying over spilt milk. Particularly skimmed milk. Skimmed milk is watery enough without you sobbing into it."

"If you cloned yourself, and then you become attracted to yourself and ended up having sex with your clone...does that make you gay, or are you just on the forefront of masturbation technology?"

"Black Guy , Rabbi , Priest board a plane..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4JiQI3N6Q&list=UUGglsv4QSDDNs6oBqTEzoyg&index=1&feature=plcp short and dry, but funny imo."

"Did you know God does drugs? Psalms 83:18 says he is the most high over all the earth..."