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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two jews found the same penny."
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"A Doe walks into a bar and keeps falling over because does can't walk for shit."
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"DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance."
"What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta? Penne (Pen-nay)"
"A man walked into a bar He's gay now"
"Why do cemeteries have fences? People are just dying to get in."
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"How do cats admit they're gay? They come out of the clawset."
"I will not tolerate watching the neighbourhood kids bully my nephew. So I keep the curtains closed."