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Joke of the Day

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."

"I'm scared some kid is going to break into my house and fleek me to death with a bae"

"I wonder what song The Little Mermaid was singing when she viciously ripped a clam in half to make that cute bikini top"

"I tried to give myself a sex change but I couldn't quite pull it off."

"Naming your child ""Roger"" is fine, until you have to tell someone about it over a two-way radio."

"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"

"""Wow, you look like shit this morning."" ""Really? That's funny because I was totally going for the urination look."""

"What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons? Jose and Hose B."

"What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship? The crews got marooned"

"A Jihadist, a paedophile and a mass murderer walks into a gay bar. What is he doing? Killing the patrons for being sinful."