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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."

"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."

"6.9 what is 6.9? a really great thing ruined by a period"

"So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods... The boy says, ""hey mister its getting dark out and I'm scared"" The guy says, ""how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"""

"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"

"""You know how when birds fly in a V formation one side is always longer?"" ""Yeah. Why is that?"" ""There are more birds on that side."""

"What's a mobster porn actress called? Sunny Corleone!"

"Did you hear about the lawyer for U2? He was Pro-Bono"

"Q: Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair? A: She wanted to rock and roll"