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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you a joke about fellatio, but it sucks."

"When I use my grandmother's cast iron skillet I feel close to her. Even though she's way, way up there repairing the space station"

"The mathematician worked from home, Because he only functioned in his domain."

"What can be found in a Judge's freezer? Just ice."

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."

"""Whose funeral was this photo taken at?"" John, serious tone: ""I dunno. Let's see who's missing"" possible funniest thing john has said"

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"

"Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours child-proofing his home. They still got in."

"Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen."