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Joke of the Day
"How do you make an elephant float? A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant."
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"""Don't kid yourself"" Would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic."
"*Gandalf rollerblades into the club* ""YO DJ PLAY SOME DIRTY DUBSTE-- *slips on a drink & lands flat on face* ""SCRAP THAT CALL AN AMBULANCE"
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
"I have an intense fear of hiccups Luckily, I only ever have one."
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
"I like my Jews like I like my juice. Concentrated."
"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."
"My Grandads motto was ""Never give up"".... He died of lung cancer"
"What is white and goes up? A stupid snowflake"