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"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
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"I was so poor as a kid, we only had Onepac Shakur."
"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."
"If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
"What is green and flies above Poland? Peter Pansky"
"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"
"Man Bun? or Douche Knot? neither, it's a fairy tail."
"Why I don't watch science documentaries with my mum. Man on TV: Microwaves travel at the speed of light Mum: Fuck me, that's impressive. Microwaves are heavy."
"So you like limericks, huh? On the Breast of a woman named Gale was tattooed the price of her tail and on her behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braile."
"Stranger with a black eye is trying to talk to me. But I'm not going to respond cause it's pretty apparent she doesn't listen."