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Joke of the Day
"I have an intense fear of hiccups Luckily, I only ever have one."
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"How do you get holy water You boil the hell out of it"
"2 Nazis walk into a BAR They each get 10 shots"
"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black"
"And in that moment, the Ninja Turtles realized that in a way, ALL teenagers are mutants."
"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."
"I learned that 17th century French royalty depleted their treasury... I guess you could say they were baroque."
"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"
"What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company? One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors."