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Joke of the Day
"I wonder how deep North Korean influence runs in america. Anyone could be a sleeper asian"
Next Joke
"What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks"
"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."
"Hey, old people! Less driving, more dying. Thanks!"
"How do you you ask your male friend to shave your body? You don't."
"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"
"Two peanuts walking down the street... one gets *assaulted*."
"What do nuns do? Nunthing"
"My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees. I thought she was joking... and then I saw her face..."
"old people love to comment on news stories ""these are sad times we're living in"" like humans only recently started being pieces of shit"