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"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"
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"I'd give my wife my coat if she's cold but I'll take it back if I become cold and maybe she'll be prepared next time we go out."
"It's not that I'm a bad boyfriend. I'm just a horrible person."
"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."
"What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"Apart from the name, what similarities do pencil rubbers and rubber johnnys share? They both erase mistakes."
"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."
"I didn't make this joke up myself.. I reddit somewhere. My coworker said that about me and thought I'd share :)"
"Jennifer Aniston named Sexiest Woman of All Time by Men's Health. Men's Health named Craziest Magazine of All Time by Men's Mental Health."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip."""