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Joke of the Day
"What do you get with breaking news? News casts."
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"Acid... The taste you can see!"
"What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night? Piratechnics!"
"Just got invited to an ""alcohol-free"" wedding. The happy couple will be sad when they realize it's going to be a ""present-free"" wedding too."
"Have you heard about the collapse of the boxer shorts industry? apparently it was quite brief."
"What's the bare minimum? One bear."
"What will happen if somebody were to kill all Scotsmen? They will get off scot-free."
"Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)"
"My neighbor with the Confederate flag is harmless after all. He just drove off in the cutest little ghost costume."
"What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville."