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Joke of the Day

"If Carly Fiorina had a sex change... ...do you think that she might also change her name to Charlie Feelmaweena?"

"What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!"

"As a fan of Dirty Dancing I can only hope that when we go on holiday one of my daughters sleeps with a middle aged dance instructor."

"I want to share this great joke about time But I'm not sure how to tell it."

"What does Miller Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."

"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."

"What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!"

"If Christians want to stop gay sex... they should encourage gay marriage."

"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."