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Joke of the Day
"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."
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"What do fat girls and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."
"What do hot cups of coffee and crazy women have in common? You shouldn't stick your dick in it, and you always regret it when you do."
"Pirate Nuts Pirate walks into a bar. Bartender says ""You know you got a steering wheel stickinn out of your pants?"" ""Aye! It's drivin me nutts."""
"How much for that babysitter? Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!"
"trolls have found a terrible new way to antagonize me. it is called ""retweeting"" and it works by exposing my posts to scammers & crumb bums."
"Smelled my finger after I took the bandaid off of it. Don't do that."
"Don't give karma whores a butter joke... ...they might spread it"