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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!"
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"What do you get when a ghost takes a crap? Rectoplasm."
"I like to get up early on Sundays, have my coffee, watch the sunrise, and pretend everyone else died of polio."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."
"Hair is like fitness... If you don't condition, it'll suck (I'm sorry for nothing)"
"The strangest thing happened to me on the train today. Found a book titled ""How to increase your Memory Power"" left behind on a seat. Now, that's irony!"
"Irish step dancing was discovered by women waiting in line to use the restroom."
"Wanna hear a funny yolk? ""Whats a yolk?"" ""An egg joke!"""
"A White Guy. If a white guy is surrounded by 3 black guys, he's getting robbed. 30 black guys, he's a football coach. 300 black guys he's a prison guard."
"I'm so good at cutting things into little pieces and showing them who's boss I **decimate** tests."