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Joke of the Day
"What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!"
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"What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common? They're both load-bearing"
"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."
"""Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she's a monster wearing a shit ton of makeup."" -Maybelline"
"Doctor & Patient F Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Got a handjob from a blind girl last night She said ""You have the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said ""Nah. You're just pulling my leg."""
"Why did the staff party go to jail? Because they were in treble."
"Gasping for air while saying ""Oh. My. God."" as a waiter brings you dessert makes you look like a big fat fuck."
"I gauge a person's wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary."
"What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones? A Barkaeologist."