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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken."

"I'm great at making pancakes and women uncomfortable."

"Me: A watched pot never boils. Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot."

"Someone drew a swastika on The Trump Tower The police aren't sure if it's a supporter, or a hater."

"Doctor: And did you drink your medicine after your bath Mrs Soap? Mrs Soap: No doctor. By the time I'd drunk the bath there wasn't room for medicine."

"Overheard: ""I think that guy is listening to us."""

"Current fitness level: arm is tired from brushing teeth."

"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""

"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."

"greeks Thousands of years ago the Greeks invented sex, a few hundred years later, the French introduced it to women."