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Joke of the Day

"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."

"Boy to Friend: I'm sorry I won't be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my homework."

"I think next time I'll go ahead and press ""2"" for Spanish. Maybe I'll actually get someone who speaks English better than the person on the ""English"" line."

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"Did you hear about the new camouflage turban? It helps you hide and Sikh."

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"

"What do skeletons like to put on their meat? Grave-y."

"Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but prune juice and viagra? He couldn't tell if he was coming or going."

"What's the Wifi password in a mosque? AllahIsTheOne2345"