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Joke of the Day

"Women can detect even the smallest of lies, but on TV they tell them they can lose 20 pounds in 5 days and they believe it all."

"I see from the Before and After pictures that not only did she lose weight using the product, it also gave her a tan, makeup, and a smile."

"How do rhinos like their eggs? Poached."

"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"

"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."

"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep Pan, crisp and even!!"

"What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? Slow Natives"

"What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !"

"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"

"What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race."