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Joke of the Day

"What are OJ Simpson's favorite keys on a computer? Return Home Slash Slash Backslash Shift Shift Shift Escape"

"All these mean jokes about the Boston Marathon Bombing ... are really crossing the line... too soon?"

"I hate being that creepy guy outside your window, but damn girl it's 7:30 already. You're gonna be late for work."

"Editors at fashion magazines, you're doing a great job. Women continue to hate their bodies."

"Have you ever been in a Native American orgy...? It's fucking intense."

"Asian kid drinking alcohol under age Call that Jin-yung"

"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."

"With all the talk of gender lately I realized the fastest way to turn a pussy into a dick Give it a gun and a badge"

"What kind of bat hangs upside-down? An acrobat."

"Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets? They're huge blubbermouths."