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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been in a Native American orgy...? It's fucking intense."

"What's the only animal with a cunt on its back? A police horse."

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic."

"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."

"Am sticking to my resolution this year 800x600"

"i always wear this epi pen its rly special. my friend gave it to me literally as he was dying it seemed very important to him that i have it"

"Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint."

"How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry."

"If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea, bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat."

"Where does a psychologist keep his boat? on a Freudian Slip"