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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever been in a Native American orgy...? It's fucking intense."

"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have lady problems' then start crying. It works even better for guys."

"What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ..."

"I asked my trainer ""Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?"" He pointed outside and said ""The ATM machine"" [ c/o /u/jubileo5 ]"

"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"

"Park Ranger: *Looking at morbidly obese ducks* Was this you? Jesus: *trying to hide the rapidly multiplying bread loaves* No sir"

"Meanwhile on Google+"

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."

"I didn't know you could get paid for donating sperm. When I think of all the money I've let slip through my fingers..."