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Joke of the Day

"What kind of bat hangs upside-down? An acrobat."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses."

"I was going to spend the next 6 years studying medicine to become a doctor. Then I realized I could just like Facebook photos to save lives."

"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."

"What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses."

"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"

"Q: Did you hear about the marketplace where everything cost twelve and a half cents? A: It was a bit bazaar."

"How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet? With a shat nav."

"Why did the bishop love Walmart? 'Coz the boys pants are all half off."

"What did Hitmonlee say to Hitmonchan when he said he said his jokes sucked? ""I'm sorry , I'm not very good at executing punchlines."""