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Joke of the Day
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Syd"" ""Syd who?"" ""Dys Leiax"""
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"Only in math is it okay to buy 30 grapefruit at one time"
"What do Romans say when their wives run away? Caesar!"
"My friend's dog died the other day so I surprised her by going out and getting her an identical dog. She was furious, she said ""what am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?"""
"Mum: did you masturbate while showering again? Son: I'm cleaning it as fast as I like to!"
"How do you find Will Smith after a snowstorm? Just look for the fresh prints."
"My teacher said he doesn't like imaginary numbers because the uses are limited. I asked him whether he was for reals."
"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike."
"In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says ""everyone be cool! Act normal!"" Expecting that Father of the Year award any day now"
"My friend died at an orgy the other day and nobody knows why. It's a fucking mystery."