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Joke of the Day

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Syd"" ""Syd who?"" ""Dys Leiax"""

"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."

"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"

"I miss the good old days when boot camp was for soldiers, not pudgy sorority girls attempting to get in shape for Spring Break."

"Why are Norwegian women so hot? The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!"

"My landlord just called and said my neighbors just complained about all the loud freaky sex they are hearing from my house... So now I'm on my way to buy some headphones for my laptop..."

"I bet Abraham Lincoln would rather go watch another play than watch this debate."

"Where do noobs live in Iceland? Rekt-javik"

"My boss is basically Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Deceitful, selfish, conniving, wears too much make up, is an octopus."

"A man went to see the doctor The doctor told him ""you need to stop masturbating"" The man asked ""why?"" The doctor replied ""I need to finish the exam"""