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Joke of the Day
"Don't make fun of a fat person with a lisp... ...they're probably thick and tired of it."
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"The last words of an electrician ""Yeah you can turn it on, it is proven."""
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy a gang bang"
"why do people romanticize the 1950s? like calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism"
"What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism? You'll get repossessed!"
"I had a mate who was suicidal. He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train. Then he was chuffed to bits."
"The truth about Unicorn Q: Why do unicorns only let virgin women get close to them? A: Because they are horny."
"""Disney movies promote false images of the friendliness of woodland creatures,"" I mutter after each rabies shot."
"Where does a legged waitress work? IHOP."
"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."