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Joke of the Day

"If I had a nickle for every time I heard the word Diversity at the Oscars.. I still wouldn't give a shit."

"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."

"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"

"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're deep in shit."

"My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"

"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt."

"What do you call a botched circumcision? A total rip-off."

"What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party? Party paupers"

"I get wetter as you get dryer. What am I? A necrophiliac."