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Joke of the Day
"What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue and you're deep in shit."
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"*illegally downloads a social life*"
"If you tase an electrician, he only becomes more powerful."
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"God, I hate homeless people They make no cents..."
"What is a statistician's favorite social media site? Histogram"
"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapuss."