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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party? Party paupers"

"Son: Dad, am I adopted? Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."

"I used to be poor. Then I found a thesaurus now I am impecunious."

"If the world is getting smaller why do postal rates keep going up?"

"I'm 30 and my knees won't even let me leap down steps to catch a subway. So yes, I think the Die Hard franchise is unrealistic."

"My wife was complaining that nobody ever phoned her, so I put a ""How's my driving?"" sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since."

"I don't like paying for pizza because I hate making my pizza feel like a whore."

"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""

"wow this is crazy: over 30,000 white girls ""literally die"" every year because they ""actually can't right now"""

"What does Robert, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian all have in common? They all know how to get black men off."