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Joke of the Day

"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"

"Don't you hate it when you put a freshly baked pie on the windowsill to cool and a cartoon character steals it?"

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!"

"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."

"How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The change, if needed, will come from within."

"Everyone has a thigh gap... ...when they're doing the splits."

"What do ping pong players and my dominatrix have in common? They both like to paddle little, white balls."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They don't change it. They just beat the room for being black."

"What is the best part about duct tape? It can turn ""no, no, no!"" Into ""mmm, mmm, mmm"""

"*walking into Home Depot for 2nd time today* Back again? Forget something? -Um, you remember if I brought a kid in here with me last time?"