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Joke of the Day

"Telling my daugthers date that ""she has lice and its very contagious the closer you get to her."" *Correct way to parent."

"What do you call a Nazi's concealed weapon? Auschwitz blade!"

"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"

"Its hard to say what my wife does for a living... ...because she sells seashells on the seashore"

"Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M; factory? A: Proof-reading."

"I overheard a guy complaining angrily about the NSA tracking him Some people are so annoying when they have a chip on their shoulder."

"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"

"""Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"""

"What does the Native American say to the male prostitute? Do I have permission Tecumseh?"

"Your tweet is funny. You didn't hear that short, little exhale through my nose?"