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Joke of the Day

"A doe walks out of the woods.... A doe walks out of the woods, shakes herself off and says, ""Well. I'll never do THAT for two bucks again.""."

"What did the the black boy get for Christmas? Your Bike..."

"This cashier just held my five dollar bill up to the light in case you're wondering how I do with first impressions."

"A fire broke out at a gay club last night. Police think it was started by a Fag."

"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."

"did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"Please don't share 9/11 jokes, I lost my dad on 9/11 He took over 2500 infidels with him"

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They still wouldn't date me, despite my wealth."