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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1 to 10... How would you rate binary code?"

"When someone tells me to have a safe flight it's like ok I will do my best but just so you know I am not the pilot of the airplane"

"If loving copies is wrong, I don't want to be copyright."

"Your mom is so ugly... ... That she committed suicide and the devil sent her right back."

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"

"i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name"

"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."

"How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way."

"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."

"What is heavy forward but not backward? **ton**"