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Joke of the Day

"What is the first thing a fat person does on a website Accept cookies"

"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."

"I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company ""Cheeses of Nazareth""!"

"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"

"Why do women like to be on top during sex? Because they're over cum with joy."

"That outfit is very becoming on you Then again, if I was on you, I would be cumming, too."

"I wish there was a show called ""Lifestyles of the Twitter Famous"" so we could all see how nice your mom's basement is."

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"