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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."

"What does Reddit and Dating have in common? It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle."

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"A frog decided to trace his genealogy one day... He discovered he was a tad Polish."

"What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it? An old man yelling at the cloud"

"TIP OF THE DAY: If you can't afford porn, just turn on tennis and shut your eyes."

"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"

"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""

"My wife was fixing the caulk around our tub... Me: You should use some caulk softener to make that easier. Wife: Is that like a picture of your mom or something? (actual conversation)"

"hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper."