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Joke of the Day
"Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer."
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"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"
"There's a hole in my sock but atleast there's not a sock in my hole"
"i finally checked out chatroulette. i saw three fornicators, two masturbaters, and a partridge in a pear tree."
"When her friend visits, my 2yr old just wants to hug her a lot... & keep her away from the toys. I feel that way about my friends & my vodka"
"How does Anakin Skywalker get around the Death Star? He takes the elevader. *Sith floor, please.*"
"How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it."
"Should you make jokes about fizzy drinks? No they'll just go to pop!"
"I was looking for some camouflage trousers earlier... But I couldn't find any"
"I like my women like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee."