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Joke of the Day
"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"
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"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"
"How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian"
"just found out the sun can give you cancer?? WTF? why haven't we made the sun illegal yet???"
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she. Do you know what her dogs name was? (insert Wookie noise) Do you know why her dog ran away? You would to if your name was (insert Wookie noise)."
"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."
"Have you ever had sex while camping.... It's fucking in-tents"
"These twins I knew in high school both got mono... They got stereo"
"Snoo VS Reddit Stalker More like... ***Alien VS Predator...*** **/o\**"
"Legally your grocery store can't stop me from tapping on the canned goods and declaring which ones are ripe or not."