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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka? A John Daly"
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"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"Whenever I meet a new girl, I introduce myself by shaking hands with my left hand. I don't want her to meet her competition right away."
"What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep."
"Fruit By The Foot, but no Meat By The Meter? I call bullshit."
"Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear? A: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs up and eats you, it's a brown bear. If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it's a grizzly."
"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"
"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!"
"What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common? You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride."
"Did you here the one about the midget that finally admitted he was gay? He came out of the cupboard."