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Joke of the Day

"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."

"Why should you never hire a Jewish plumber? They all seem to get a bit weird around showers."

"Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words."

"When is the worst time to have a heart attack? During a game of charades"

"Why are dead baby jokes so funny? They never grow old."

"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""

"So you're the bitch that told that bitch that I'm a bitch. Well listen bitch, it takes a bitch to know a bitch. So who's the bitch now, bitch?"

"Epic camping trip last weekend!! It was in tents."

"Ever heard of the comedian who died gasping for air after his routine? He joked to death."

"Why do successful lettuce farmers always get women? Because everyone knows they give good *head*."