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Joke of the Day

"NEXT APOLOGY I'M WAITING FOR PAULA DEEN TO APOLOGIZE FOR HER FAMILY STARTING THE CIVIL WAR"

"[finally rich enough to go to a tailor] ""How can I help you sir?"" One clothes please!"

"Have you heard about the new super-popular broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation"

"Tweets got stolen. * Everybody looks at the new black dude following *"

"What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef? **FILET MIGNON!**"

"Donald Trump asked if the Pope could hear his confession while in NY The Pope said he would like to, but he's on a busy schedule and he doesn't have all day."

"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"

"Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware."

"iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too."

"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""