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Joke of the Day
"Why did the scarecrow win so many awards? Because he was out standing in his field."
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"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"
"So a priest and a kid walk into the forest The kid says to the priest, ""wow, im pretty scared."" the priest says, ""your scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"Why do Santa and Mrs. Claus not have any children? ...because Santa comes but once a year"
"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."
"Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"
"Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !"
"What is something that is brown and sticky? A stick."
"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"