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Joke of the Day

"This Ice bucket challenge is old Does anybody else remember when The Titanic nominated everyone on board for it circa 1912"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass rex"

"If my dick were a card... (x-post from r/hearthstone) ...It'd have overload because you can't take it all at once."

"Pardon the mess, the dog startled me and I threw my shrimp scampi into the ceiling fan"

"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"

"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"

"[Dirty] What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry escaped the chamber."

"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!"

"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""

"God's son died single, but he'll help you find your match on Christian Mingle."