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Joke of the Day

"What do Pentecostals and Nudists have in common? Neither can wear pants"

"Of course women are funny. Why else would there be so many jokes about them."

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"Why can't ISIS members go fuck themselves? Because sex with animals is haram."

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point"

"how do you know when a computer geek likes you? he looks at your feet instead of his own..."

"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"

"When I become a ghost, Im going to leave messages in blood, but theyre gonna be overwhelmingly positive, like ""You're Doing A Great Job"""

"Yesterday I told my aunt that DTF means ""Doing the Facebook"". Her daily posts are much more entertaining now."

"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."