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Joke of the Day

"I didn't know my dad was a construction site thief, but... ...when I got home all the signs were there"

"I remember when I was a virgin I thought I'd remember every single time I got laid Since I've been married though I can't remember the last time I've had sex"

"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."

"I think that whenever you become a parent, doctors should just prescribe whatever pills you want."

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"How do you make a 4 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear."

"I guess we're all just lucky that Dennis the Menace's first name wasn't Carsonist."

"You're in a work meeting and your boss asks, ""Any questions?"" The answer is always, NO."

"Why Are Jews Considered Optimists? They cut a little off before they know how big it's going to be."

"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."