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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."
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"How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet. [Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(]"
"What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator."
"I just saw an onion ring. So I answered it."
"I have an awful lot of shampoo and conditioner for a single bald dude"
"My doctor told me, ""If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat"" and that was the best day of my life."
"Vidi vini Me looking at ancient Etruscan nudes"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEP3Jut-crE"
"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"
"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"