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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you Karma? ...because Karma is a bitch."

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil..."

"My friend wanted to hear a really long poop joke. So I told him to sit down because it would take a while."

"Where do you take a cheque? Czechoslovakia."

"What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today? Clawing at the lid of her coffin."

"How many beans are in Irish Chili? 239, because if there was 1 more it would be ""Too Farty""."

"ME: Siri listen very carefully. I need you to quietly dial 911, and... SIRI: I HAVE FOUND TWO RESTAURANTS WITHIN 5 MILES OF YOUR LOCATION."

"If Trump wins, why should you move to Mexico instead of Canada? Because there'll be an actual wall keeping you from Trump"

"Have you seen the new documentary about white trash? I've only seen the trailer."

"Fruit flies can fly, but most fruit can't, do you know which one can? Banana Skin"