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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys know on average 3 confused cannibals get punched in the face a year because they say yes to wanting a knuckle sandwich"

"BEANS & ONIONS Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"My friend called me a pussy the other day. I told him ""You know what the say, you are what you eat."" Ayyyy"

"[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub."

"Technical truths: according to chemistry, alcohol actually is a solution!!"

"Who is this ""one""? And why is he always arguing with people?"

"I love drowning... It just takes my breath away."

"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."

"What do you call a redhead [NSFW] ...in an interracial gangbang? Red Riding Hood Happy Halloween."

"What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork !"