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Joke of the Day

"A Donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass!"

"That Russian meteor footage is a nice reminder that we're flying through the universe in an organic spaceship with no roof."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."

"We have to break up. What? Why? It's not Staryu... it's Starmie."

"A guy doesn't go into a bar... Unaware, the bartender continues serving drinks to other people."

"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."

"What do Caitlyn Jenner and WWII have in common? The Battle of the Bulge."

"Why can you never trust a clumsy barista? Because she's always spilling the beans!"

"What's a bisexual's favourite food item? Chestnuts"

"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."