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Joke of the Day

"[WP] You are an assassin in WWII trying to find a German defector on a U-boat. Unfortunately you got a little lost on the dock... Whoops, wrong sub."

"A new test was conducted to study how fat Americans are getting; the test results are as follows: 60% are deemed overweight 30% are deemed morbidly obese 10% ate the test"

"What's a jewish dota 2 player's favorite skill? shekel shot"

"my criminal record is only clean because of how fast i can run with my pants around my ankles."

"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say ""No""."

"How do you spell Canada? C, eh, N, eh, D, eh"

"The priest and the rabbi So, a priest and a rabbi are talking. The priest says:"" I recently fucked a little boy."" The rabbi responds:"" Out of what?"""

"If I got a boyfriend I wouldn't know what to do... What do they eat? How often do they need to be walked? Can they be house trained?"

"I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive"