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Joke of the Day

"Two old guys were chatting in the park. ""You know, my wife and I were happy for 40 years,"" said one guy. ""What happened?"" asked the other guy. ""We met,"" sighed the first."

"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."

"Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!"

"Never stop seeking knowledge. It is how we grow as a society. But if you do, go ahead and run for office."

"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"

"Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing."

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'."

"I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson."

"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!"

"8: Daddy can we go to a haunted house tonight? Me: You spent the night at Grandmas last week. 8: What? Me: Nothing. 8: I'm telling mom."