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Joke of the Day

"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"

"What is it called when one punches a stripper? A hoedown!"

"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"

"Knock knock new fone who dis"

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."

"What's the difference between a penis and a paycheck? A woman will always blow your paycheck"

"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B"

"Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold."

"Why did the Muslim cross the road? To get to the bigger crowd"

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."