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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no eyes? A cow."

"What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him? Hexagon."

"08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!"

"I thought I had a brain tumor but then I realized it was all in my head."

"What do you call a hooker who likes noodles? A Pastatute"

"Why does Star Wars have 100s of people using lasers to fight and literally NOBODY using them to etch cute wooden drink coasters"

"A child's purpose is to help their parents relearn the states and capitals."

"Wanna hear a Joke? Women's rights..."

"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."

"How do you make a dog meow? Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow."