134778
Joke of the Day
"Want to hear a joke about Jonestown? Nevermind, the punchline is too long."
Next Joke
"What is it with people who text and drive? I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them."
"What is a mosquito's favourite sport ? Skin-diving !"
"What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit."
"There are two types of people in the world... 1. People who are bad with lists."
"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."
"My girlfriend asked me if I liked getting pissed on..... I said,""yes."" She said,""urine for a treat."""
"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."
"Mickey and Minnie Mouse are going through a divorce. Mickeys lawyer says "" you can't get a divorce because your wife is a little crazy."" To which Mickey replies ""no I said she's Fucking Goofy!"""
"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"