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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you a wifi joke ...but i left it InSSIDer.."

"Last night I dreamt I was a muffler... It was exhausting."

"How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking? With a Nine Inch Nail."

"Roy Hodgson has some really important decisions to make now. Like if he wants a window or aisle seat."

"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."

"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."

"What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out? A phoney friend!"

"Apparently Neil Armstrong used to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and follow them up with ""Ah, I guess you had to be there."""

"""Goodnight moon."" *Moon takes out one earbud* ""No, Pepsi is not ok."""

"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."